Well, I have a campaign image that could work:
On the Economy:
I will teach people that building a 'house of credit cards' is something they should have learned NOT to do many MANY years ago. I will then provide thousands of jobs by initiating major construction programs for the next issue.
On Energy:
Anything and everything goes, so long as it's done carefully (as cleanly as possible). I will institute a 'growth spurt' in the electrical grid with the construction of many Nuclear Power Plants. Radioactive waste will be shipped to the southwest corner of the united states. If the Ecofreaks want to scream about it, I will PERSONALLY drive them out to the I-10 corridor in southwest NewMexico and ask them "WHAT Ecosystem? The scorpions and a couple dozen SNAKES?". Big Oil will be pressured to begin converting to cleaner, less foreignly dependant materials, such as natural gas and hydrogen. I will pressure for the construction of desalinization plants along the coast powered by our awesome nuclear reactors.
Long term, I will push for more research into the developement of fusion, more efficient water splitting facilities, and desalinization plants. (Fusion powers the Desal plants and of course, the Grid, which provide water for the hydrogen splitting plants, which provide hydrogen for cars.)
That also licks most of our Carbon emmission problems.
On The WAR:
Iraq is coming along just fine these days, so keep that under control. but we're too far overstretched in both resources and patience at home to try and repeat with Afghanistan. I will pull our troops out and return them home from there completely while building up munitions, supplies, and training, while working to lure the Taliban and their helpers into a false sense of security... We'll keep agents in Afghani territory to give us a good clear view of what happens in our absense, and just when they start to get careless, unleash a prime level Alpha strike with no warning the likes of which would make even Russia shit themselves. I won't even announce it's coming. Everyone not IN the military will think the troops are just heading out to perform an exercise. It will be coordinated on such a massive scale that there will literally be hundreds of airstrikes going down minutes apart... the hammer will fall so fast and hard whatever's left of the Taliban will wish they hadn't stirred up trouble eight years ago.
Upon our return, we will infect Afghanistan with our culture, bringing all sorts of first world toys and gadgets with our troops, getting on the good sides of kids and winning the hearts and minds of people through good, ol' fashoned GREED. That will entrench us long enough to stablize things before people get back to the real issues at hand, and by that time, it'll be safe enough to have engineers and contractors in there working on it, as well as the same culture battle in Iraq.
On Isreal and the 'holy land':
I'll issue an ultimatum. "We're tired of this shit. Either the Isrealies and Palastinians get along and make peace in the next three weeks, or we glass the place until it's paved with glowing sand, and put a sign on the edge that says 'This is what happens when you can't SHARE.' in every common language. Because quite frankly, you guys can't even remember why you're fighting in the first place. If you can't share, nobody gets it."
On Iran:
The next time Adejemybad comes to a United Nations meeting, calmly abduct his ass and admit him to a psychiatric ward. Because the world knows he's a total nutcase. I mean, he's litterally stated he wants to wipe Isreal out for no other reason than because it exists and he hates it. With him out of the way, Iran will flail about without discretion until they give us and the rest of the world a good Excuse to go beat down the door.
On N. Korea:
They're pretty much under control. Nuclear or no, they're in pisspoor shape, and Kim's health is not the best, just wait him out and then capitalize on the resulting power vaccume when it comes. Perhaps to reunite the Koreas.
On Russia:
Take a week long bear hunting vacation with Putin to discuss the good of the future of the globe and toss petty 'national' politics out the window. Discuss what we're going to do to help expand mankind ot its rightful place in the stars, and how we should procede instead of silly little power debates on the differences between our sicio-economic systems function. (Anyone ever see a picture of Putin in hunting gear... the guy's built like a TANK! Even at his age.)
On the Large Hadron Collider:
Fire that baby up as soon as feasable and
destroy the world prove to the morons out there it's not as dangerous as they thought.
It's SPACE or BUST! Everybody onboard!?
